“anyone wanna watch a tv show and see the new call of duty: in-game cutscene? we also have a 24/7 internet connection and 30fps streaming of our integrated HD webcam so you can intrusively be seen when you really don’t want to, but don’t worry, we’re running it in windows and we’ve improved our security, or something. xD”
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i feel like things are finally, slowly, maybe getting better for me, and maybe other people in my life that i care about, too.
i studied a bunch for my stupid-ass learner’s (L) license again. if you’re american, i don’t know how to describe it, but it’s stupid and basically made of poo and just google it or something, but anyway, i passed the test, but the cool thing is since i had the L before and it expired, i’ve technically already had it for a year so i can go and book my road test for my novice (N?) license… as well as… my… *drumroll* road test for a MOTORCYCLE!!!!!!
yeah, a motorcycle!!! i even found one i liked a lot the other day and if i had ~$8,500 i’d probably get it right now, but i don’t, so, idk, go fart on your little brother’s leg if you’re so upset
i keep getting really great, really positive feedback from people involved with music and it makes me feel better and more confident each time i hear it from y’all. so, thanks, you guys, even though you probably won’t ever read this.
i’ve decided to save up to get a fishman loudbox mini so i can start doing small/medium sized shows. the local place has one for $428 or something tax included. not too bad.
i’m contemplating playing a wedding i was asked to play at, but it’s a 10 hour drive and i don’t drive or have a vehicle anyway, so with a greyhound it’s probably like 30 hours? lol. i want to play it, just as a nice thing to do for the bride (and groom), but yikes..
i’m planning to go down to the coast to see some friends and maybe play an open mic or two for fun (maybe with one/some of those friends!), and maybe do a show or two or three or more if i can get someone to book them for me. that’s kind of what i’m looking for now, too, just as a general thing. i want/need a booking agent to get me gigs (i kind of hate the word ‘gig’/’gigs,’ it sounds so nonchalant, like you don’t even want to play the show, almost? and i do, so i guess give me better words for a ‘gig’/’gigs,’ thanks, everyone).
i think i have a cold, or maybe i’m dying. it’s hard to tell when you’re almost 26 years old. it would be nice to live another 10 years or so. i think if i made it to 50 i’d be pretty content with peacing out then. haha… “peacing out.” what kind of douchebag wrote this crap? lol
i’ve realized to do the things i want to do in the near future i have to kind of stray from romantic/intimate relationships and all that, and on one hand it’s great because i’ll be doing things i’ve wanted to do for so long, but on the other hand, it does get kind of lonely without having friends nearby or someone to kiss on the cheek and watch a movie and cuddle with. but those are fleeting feelings of my humanity, and ain’t nobody got time for that
if you’re my friend, thanks for being my friend. i guess that also applies to people following me or anyone with such poor foresight that they actually read all of this. if you read this you probably need a hug now. if you do, just leave me an ask telling me i’m a stupid askhole and that you want a hug and why you want the hug and i guess i’ll reply with a hug, unless i hate you then i’ll probably just fantasize about kicking you
i think i once bought a t-shirt with the taj mahal on it because i thought it would make a brown girl like me more (is this racist? probably. i’m an idiot though so don’t get mad…) who am i kidding, i don’t care if it’s racist. you’re racist. fuck you. she reminded me of salah al-din. i don’t care. have you ever watched kingdom of heaven? go watch it right now if you haven’t. it’s sort of like assassin’s creed but without any of the stupid parkour.